Moe+Szyslak


 * Moe Szyslak **



==== Morris”Moe” Szyslak, not the main person like Homer, but still, he is playing a big part in “The Simpsons” and after my opinion, he is making the show funny and entertaining, even if he is not playing in every episode. Now I am going to show you who this character really is, and where he came from. It started when Bart, the son of the house wanted to make some prank calls. Like most kids, he thought this was very funny. It got even funnier when he noticed Morris Szyslak and Bart asked for names that he made up on his own. He could ask for; Hugh Jass (huge ass), Anita Bath (I need a bath), Mike Rotch (my crotch), and for example Amanda Huginkiss (a man to hug and kiss). Moe realized that he had been prank called, Bart continued doing it. The creators thought that the idea of having Moe Szyslak in the series was good, so they decided to make him as a character and give him a look and a voice. The voice was performed by Hank Azaria, and now Christopher Collins is the original voice. They decided to make him the central bar owner in the show. Moe’s Tavern was going to play a big part the next years, especially for Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl. They are typical men, drink and talks bullshit. One time they drove a car while they were drinking, and Moe can’t forget this. Moe’s Tavern is located in the corner of Walnut Street; its next door neighbour is King Toot’s Music Store. Across the street from it is the Moeview Motel and nearby is a factory formerly owned by Bart Simpson. Moe is cheap with his costumers, refusing to give them free drinks, or throwing them out when they are out of money. He also wants his costumers to drink as much as possible because then their tab will grow larger. One time, Homer asked Moe; where is the dart board? Then Moe said; we're phasing out the games, people drink less when they're having fun.  I think Moe is a kind person deep inside. He is characterized by a short temper, coupled with homicidal and suicidal tendencies and a proclivity toward obsession.  Things we might don’t think about Moe, is that he has had his romantic experiences. It’s not much to talk about, because he has only just slept with his bartender Collette. He has also dated for a short while, but it went soon over with a woman named Renee. He also likes to enjoy the company of many women after he had a plastic surgery. The funniest thing of it all is that Moe, for a long time ago, tried to take away Marge Simpson from Homer. Of course, we can see the results today,that Moe didn’t win. ==== Moe's romantic attractions have resulted in run-ins with the law; he has stalked Maude Flanders and other townspeople, he must register as a sex offender, and he has a restraining order placed upon him.  Moe may not be a gentleman to the woman, but deep inside he is a very sensitive and good man. At home he has a cat named Mrs. Snookums, and in the bar he has rats. Everybody should hate them and to whatever they could to keep the rats away, but Moe is actually very kind to them and takes care of them. If that is not enough, he reads to the homeless children on Wednesday nights, and he is a good friend with Homer’s daughter, Lisa.  Morris Szyslak has a very interesting and exciting past and history, and there is no doubt about it; Moe and his bar is great, and its not only Homer who thinks that.  

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