Pick-pocket+pocket-picked+pocket+watch++worth+120+£


 * This Saturday a pick-pocket picked a pocket watch out of the coat pocket of Sir Pocken, earl of Pocketer. The pocket watch, which was a gift from one of Sir Pocken's highly regarded friends, was worth 120£, more than most of us make in a lifetime. The pick-pocket was presumably a member of an illegal assembling of thieves and other lawbreakers.**

Sir Pocken, is a man of great political power. He has quite many influential friends, and one of them is Sir Pocketer, earl of Pocken. This highly connected capitalist owns the world's only pocket watch factory, but the particular one given to Sir Pocken, was specially made by Sir Pocketer himself. The reputable earl of Pocketer owns a steel factory, which produces steel for the steel chain-factory of another powerful friend of his, Sir Pock, earl of Pecken. The two of them are of great importance for the steel industry of England. . On Monday the tenth a discourteous pick-pocket reached out his filthy hand and picked Sir Pocken's pocket watch out of the pocket in the earl's coat while he was conversing with Sir Picket, earl of Pack. This happened at about noon in Trafalgar Square in London, thus it was very crowded. According to Sir Pocken, earl of Pocketer, the pick-pocket was a very slender and quick boy, with a brown cap and a dirty face. A crowd of Londoners tried to follow the speedy one, and a complete ado came into being in the midst of London. The corpulent Sir Pocken's perseverance was quite inadequate for the boy's agility, and in despite of the vast crowd of Londoners chasing him, the pickpocket repeatedly dodged capture.

As pocket watches has grown more popular during the past decades, the market for stealing them has attended the same augmentation. On a daily basis, fifteen pocket watches are reported stolen - and that only in London. In average, one pocket watch-picker gets caught every third day. The arm of the law apprehends that several diligent violators of our country have gathered in a collective, in which they are being educated to antagonise the United Kingdom and its laws. They are also getting trained in how best to pick pockets and commit other breaches of the law. New members are recruited rapidly, thus the police are not able to fight these sedulous law-breakers. Chief Inspector Pockit Pock have expressed that they are concentrating on finding the brain behind the collective, the cunning mind with the primary responsibility behind this disorder. Yet is the robbery of the pocket watch of Sir Pocken, under a fair-sized inquiry. A great number of investigators are on the case, and many Britons believe that the apprehension of the pick-pocket who stole Sir Pocken's watch will lead to the arrestation of the ponce. "Both the impertinent pick-pocket and the unscrupulous procurer will be hanged!" Says Chief Inspector Pock Peck and his very close friend indeed, Sir Pocken, earl of Pocketer.