look_like_Queen

We have all seen the beauty of our dear Queen with her dresses decorated with jewels an embroidered with gold threads. It’s hard to look better than her, considering she has a lot more money then the rest of us. Still everybody wants to look like her and now she’ll give you some of her own tips about how you can emphasize your beauty. We’re meeting her at the Richmond Palace to have a little chat about what she does to get her pale white skin and long forehead. She looks amazing as always, and we kneel down in front of her to show our respect. – Take a seat, she says while she gracefully sits down in a big leather chair. Her guards look suspicious at us, but Queen Elizabeth tells them to go outside while she is being interviewed. She nods her head to us as a sign that we can begin with the questions. We have been told that we strictly only are allowed to ask questions about fashion and clothes, and we are not under any circumstances authorized to ask about her many lovers. We haven’t got much time so we start asking the questions immediately. The first thing we want to know is how she gets her skin to look so white and pure. – Well, I use this really good lotion which is very healthy for the skin, and it also gives a pale glow. I have it specially made for me by an expert. For any of you, who don’t have an expert to make lotions for you, go to the store and by some regular whitening lotion. We thank the queen for a great tip and go over to the next question. How the virgin Queen gets her long forehead and black teeth are something we also would like to know. – Well, my forehead has always been long so that’s not something I have to worry about. I think every woman should have that. It makes the women so much more attractive. If they’re not born with it, I would recommend that they shave of some of their hair in the front. I’ve heard that many women do that. My black teeth are something I’ve gotten from all the sugar I eat. If you can’t afford that much sugar, you should colour them black by hand. I think it looks really good when the teeth aren’t as white as common. - Another thing I simply adore is stockings and gloves, which I have made for me by the dozens, she says with enthusiasm. – It’s also important to have a collar. This makes you look wealthy and attractive. Other than that I can say that my dresses are the most important thing, and I don’t know what I would do without them. They must be of silk and decorated with jewelleries. This is what I recommend for all of you who want to look like a real Tudor. We thank the Queen for her time and promise her a copy of the paper when it comes out.