Castle+catastrophe!

**Huge expos****é****:**
=Castle catastrophe!=



Heaps of quarrels have been observed, and we predicted that the marriage would probably not hold out the month. This case has now taken an interesting turn. Or maybe two?**
 * Recently The Tudor Tattler revealed that the marriage of the King and his wife was under great pressure.

This time it is the King's fifth wife, Katherine that is the source of great gossip. In the last issue, The Tudor Tattler revealed that The King and his wife have been observed quarrelling while yelling insults at each other in front of court and staff. We also sat a question mark up against the frequent visits of different dukes and rather important authorities. Thanks to our very reliable sources we can inform you that all these peculiar incidents are caused by some rather disturbing exposures. Before the King and his beloved Katherine married 28th of July in 1540, it seems to be some things that Katherine “forgot” to tell the King before she accepted his marriage proposal. The fact is that she is promised, maybe even engaged to not only one, but two men already. This was discovered 2 days ago when our source observed the King speaking to the [|Archbishop of Canterbury, Thomas Cranmer] under suspicious circumstances, apparently about Katherine’s affairs. These are two men she has promised her self to: Francis Dereham and her music teacher Thomas Culpepper, which she according to our sources still have contact with.



The King's first reaction was disbelief. He refused to believe such cruel rumours about his beloved wife. But after have been shown letters with Katherine’s own handwriting addressed to Thomas Culpepper, he turned his disbelief into disgrace. The King is currently absolutely furious, and he has according to our sources refused all of Katherine’s requests to see him. One of the most suspicious elements of this scandal is that Katherine is actually known to be illiterate. It is currently unknown if these letters that are claimed to be written by Katherine are in fact written by her, or if it is all just a scam. Our sources can with certainty tell us that Katherine’s future at the castle is very uncertain. No one quite knows what the Kings current state of mind and opinions are like. But his last declarations did not exactly speak in advantage of Katherine.

//The King is known for his unforgivable and rather self-absorbing marriage policy. Will he come around or will heads role?//
 * In the next issue:**

//**You know our motto:** As long as the king and his wives delight us with their presence, we will delight you with shocking reveals.// ¤