Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Jr. // “No! Don’t make me take a vacation Mr. Burns! Without you, I’ll wither and die!” // Waylon Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Jr. is a fictional character recurring in the animated television series The Simpsons, which is voiced by Harry Shearer. Smithers briefly appeared for the first time in the episode "Homer's Odyssey". Waylon Smithers is Mr. Burns committed executive assistant who love his job, and his character is kind of in the shadow of Mr. Burns’. His responsibilities include driving Mr. Burns, squeezing juice for him every morning, peddling him on a tandem bike, maintaining and cleaning his denture collection. And he has to call Burns’ employees into his office to get them fired. His father, Waylon Sr., worked for Burns as well. Waylon Smithers is in many ways the stereotypical closeted gay man and he live in Springfield’s gay village. Waylon is shown to be quite passionate for Mr. Burns. In some episodes you can see Waylon dreaming about Mr. Burns and it is pretty clear that he wants to be more then just his assistant. Outside of work, Waylon has found an outlet for his more creative side through his Malibu Stacy collection, the worlds largest in fact, he is also the president of the Malibu Stacy fan club. And by designing screen savers for his computer featuring naked poses for Mr. Burns. When Burns is overcome with emotion, he tells Smithers that he loves him. Smithers replies, //"The feeling is more than mutual, sir."// During the nuclear meltdown scare, Smithers makes Burns' last few moment on earth socially awkward by confessing his love for the old man. Velveeta adds: When SNPP is about to suffer catastrophic meltdown. Burns remarks //"I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good-bye."// Smithers asks, //"May I, sir?"// Sources: http://www.thesimpsons.com/characters/home.htm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waylon_Smithers http://www.snpp.com/guides/smithers.sexuality.html
 * __ Some “proof” that Waylon is in love with Burns: __**
 * [7G07] ``The Telltale Head'' **
 * [8F04] Homer Defined **